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"Rich Handsome Millionaire Tells Fans 'Don't be Cynical' on the Series Finale of His Wildly Popular TV Show..."
... probably funnier than you. Buy me food and tell me I'm pretty. I'M NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS SO SWIPE LEFT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
"10 Reasons it's the Patriarchy's Fault You're a Fat Lard"
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"69 Reasons Why You Will Never Be Man Enough..."

not that im looking for sympathy or anything i just wish someone would care and love me even though all i am is a waste and a drain on everybody elses time and i cant be bothered to make something of myself or actually try to become desirable lol

"Slut who felt bad the morning after gets regular kid tossed in prison on rape charges..."

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Hillary caught in another lie.
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"President Obama addressed the nation this evening..."
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and of White Jesus.
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